selenay: (Tara - lovely)
Today could be...interesting. The computer that we use to load data into the data warehouse has fallen over with what appears to be a terminal error. As this is the only computer left that the software will work on, this could be an issue :-) Da Boss must now actually get the software working on one of the new PCs rather than ignoring the issue...

Everyone is wandering into the office in dribs and drabs after fighting through horrendous traffic queues caused by the closure of the M25. Somehow, despite my usage of said M25, I managed not to find the traffic queues. Gotta be the first time that's ever happened. Thankfully, the closure is in the right place for me so that I should be able to get home without too many problems tonight even if it remains closed.

The morning was oddly beautiful when I drove in. There was low-lying mist everywhere, quite thick in places, and the sun had only just come out. The first part of my journey was quiet, dark and damp, but the mist highlighted the trees and made the fields look mysterious, as though you could just leave the road and walk into somewhere that wasn't quite earth. When the sun finally made its appearance, it tinged the mist with colour. There were places where you could almost believe that there was nothing else out there because the mist was so thick. Trees were rising up out of a golden clouds and I half expected to see unearthly creatures appearing out of the haze.

I can still see mist lying on the hills out of my office window. It's mornings like this that I don't entirely dislike my commute.
selenay: (bad day)
I have been banned from using the words "lorry" or "truck" in my big
report this week. I am now struggling for other appropriate ways to
describe a large, wheeled vehicle used to transport large quantities
of goods. They want a single word and no abbreviations, which throws
HGV out.

Apparently "lorry" and "truck" are too childish. My, this is going to
be a fun report :-)

I have decided that there are a few things that could make my commute easier:

1. Restrict all vehicles that cannot go faster than 55mph to the slow
lane of the motorway. Any vehicles that move out of this lane and are
unable to reach 60mph to be fined £5,000 for every minute they remain
in the wrong lane.

2. Insist that all drivers learn the use of indicators when changing
lanes on the motorway.

3. No. 2 applies in particular to the white van that discovered it
needed to exit the motorway at the junction we were driving past, but
was in the fast lane and had to scoot across two lanes of traffic and
the grassy bank to get to the exit.

4. And also to the white van that moved into the lane I was in the
process of moving into (I was indicating), causing me to almost throw
myself into the central reservation attempting to avoid said white
van.

5. All drivers must remember which junction they require on a motorway
and prepare for the concept of exiting the motorway in a timely
manner.

6. All buses will be able to squeeze out of the way of other cars,
allowing easier overtaking, in the manner of the Knight Bus.

I think that I'm either amused or irritable. But can't decide. Huh.

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