Fic post: Why Pink Geese Are Unacceptable Valentine's Gifts (And Other Cautionary Incidents)

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Why Pink Geese Are Unacceptable Valentine's Gifts (And Other Cautionary Incidents)

Author: Selenay
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Characters: Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov, Phil Coulson, Darcy Lewis
Additional Tags: Background Darcy Lewis/Natasha Romanov, Valentine’s Day, Community: trope_bingo, Humor, Assistant Darcy Lewis
Summary:

“I officially hate Valentine’s Day.” Clint waved a fork, gesturing at all the pink frilly hearts decorating the deserted SHIELD lunchroom. “It’s a cheap gimmick to sell cards and candy.”

Natasha shrugged. “Seems like an expensive gimmick to me. Did you see how much they were charging for those roses?”

“You mean the roses of uncontrollable lust?”