I tried really hard to resist writing this.
No, wait, I plotted this months ago :-D How could I pass up the chance to do Christmas in the DL-verse?
I Saw Steve Punching Santa Claus (7370 words) by
Selenay
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Darcy Lewis/Natasha Romanov (background)
Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Darcy Lewis, Natasha Romanov, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Tony Stark
Series: Part 8 of Damage Limitation
Summary: Phil sighed and locked his computer. "I used to have authority around here."
Darcy snickered. "Yeah, boss, but then you let Director Fury make you the Avengers' liaison and you hooked up with one of them and you hired me. Don't pretend you haven't made some bad life choices there if you were looking for some authority."
"I didn't hire you," Phil corrected as he closed his office door and followed Darcy down the corridor. "You are my penance for some terrible mistake I haven't identified yet."
No, wait, I plotted this months ago :-D How could I pass up the chance to do Christmas in the DL-verse?
I Saw Steve Punching Santa Claus (7370 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Darcy Lewis/Natasha Romanov (background)
Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Darcy Lewis, Natasha Romanov, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Tony Stark
Series: Part 8 of Damage Limitation
Summary: Phil sighed and locked his computer. "I used to have authority around here."
Darcy snickered. "Yeah, boss, but then you let Director Fury make you the Avengers' liaison and you hooked up with one of them and you hired me. Don't pretend you haven't made some bad life choices there if you were looking for some authority."
"I didn't hire you," Phil corrected as he closed his office door and followed Darcy down the corridor. "You are my penance for some terrible mistake I haven't identified yet."