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selenayDear Idiot,
What could be the most distruptive thing you could possibly do at the
entrance to an office complex just before 8am? Really, think about this one
hard.
That's right! Park your van in front of the carpark barrier. Yay for you.
All that beeping, the huge queue down the road in both directions and the
near crashes as people who don't want to get into our carpark attempt to
overtake the lines of traffic? Feel proud at the nightmare you created.
And no, "I was only popping in for a minute" does not make us feel any
better. Honestly. Put your van in one of the visitors spaces at the front of
the building and shut up. Yes, you then have you walk through reception and
down a corridor to get to the office you wanted rather than just nipping in
the side entrace but at least nobody is plotting your immediate death.
No love,
Me
Between that and my stomach rebelling at the breakfast concept, this going
to be one of those special days. Is it time to go home yet?
What could be the most distruptive thing you could possibly do at the
entrance to an office complex just before 8am? Really, think about this one
hard.
That's right! Park your van in front of the carpark barrier. Yay for you.
All that beeping, the huge queue down the road in both directions and the
near crashes as people who don't want to get into our carpark attempt to
overtake the lines of traffic? Feel proud at the nightmare you created.
And no, "I was only popping in for a minute" does not make us feel any
better. Honestly. Put your van in one of the visitors spaces at the front of
the building and shut up. Yes, you then have you walk through reception and
down a corridor to get to the office you wanted rather than just nipping in
the side entrace but at least nobody is plotting your immediate death.
No love,
Me
Between that and my stomach rebelling at the breakfast concept, this going
to be one of those special days. Is it time to go home yet?
