Some letters

Dear immune system,

Just bugger off, will you? I'm seeing Awesome GI Guy on Wednesday. If I find out that the recent attacks of stomach cramps, canker sores in my mouth, exhaustion and generally feeling ick are because you've decided to get lively again, I'm going to be seriously angry.

You did read the memo about our trip to England next month? And you did remember that we're not doing steroids and other nausea-inducing medications when we have big trips planned, right?

No love,
The rest of Sel's body


Dear hyperactive vegetarian,

No matter what ick-inducing papers and speeches you send me, I'm still going to be eating meat and fish a few times a week. I work hard to maintain a balanced diet - which includes a couple of meat free days each week and a generally low-meat approach to meals when I do eat meat - and I think that's a good thing.

You're not changing my mind on the whole omnivore thing, sorry.

No love,
Me


Dear Kate,

I love you a great deal, but can you behave a little less like a hyper-active toddler in feline form in the mornings? Annie and I prefer a quieter, more laid back start to the day.

No love,
Your human and your fluffy sister


Dear chocolate,

I love you so, so much today.

Love,
Sel